Crazy

• Way down South where bananas grow
  A monkey stood on an elephant’s toe
  The elephant cried, with tears in his eyes
  “Pick on someone your own size!”
• Boom, boom, do you wanna be crazy?
  Boom, boom, do you wanna be nuts lilke me?
  Giddy and foolish the whole day long
  Boom, boom, do you wanna be crazy?
• A horsey and flea and three blind mice
  Sat on a toadstool shooting dice
  The horsey slipped and fell on the flea
  “Whoops,” said the flea, “There’s a horsey on me!”
• Way up North where there’s ice and snow
  There lived a penguin and his name was Joe
  He got so tired of black and white
  He wore pink slacks to the dance last night!
• Eli, Eli, he sells socks
  A dollar a pair and a nickel a box
  The more you wear ‘em the better they get
  If put ‘em in the water they won’t get wet!
• I took myself to the picture show
  Sat by myself on the very last row
  I wrapped my arms around my waist
  I got so fresh I slapped my face!
• Author: Unknown.

(Possibley Ewans favourite song!)